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Barbie has it all… except functional knees 💅
Price
$6.00
Barbie may live the dream, but let’s be honest — those knees are purely decorative. This vibrant, tongue-in-cheek design delivers a perfectly timed laugh while doing its real job: protecting your surfaces from rings, spills, and judgment.
Bright, bold, and unapologetically funny, this coaster is made for anyone who appreciates iconic glamour with a side of sarcasm. Perfect for coffee tables, desks, or anywhere drinks are placed with confidence and zero knee movement.
Note: Images shown are representative; actual coaster may vary slightly.
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All Riot Haus item are final sale. But please reach out if there is anything wrong with your order and we will do our best to resolve the issue!
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