Grumpy Old Bastard—Approach Like You Mean It
Pooh & Piglet: Chaos Crew
Itchy Butthole Vibes—You’re That Level of Pleasant
Real Friends Send Nudes—Or Snacks
Don’t Let the Bastards Grind You Down—Rise, Sass, Repeat
Warning: Finger Placement Matters
Tried to Stop Swearing
Go Fish for F*cks—Still Empty
Slammin’ Coors, Bangin’ Regret
Warning: Pubic Lice
Cuntcake: Sweet, Frosted, and Full of Regret
Manners Matter Here
The Coaster of Crushed Expectations
Save the Damn Table
Keep Your Dick Beaters Off My Coaster
Sexy, Mysterious??…And Absolutely Unfiltered
But Please Refrain From Licking the Guests
Smoke Weed, Ignore Problems, Repeat
The Energy You Ordered Has Arrived
Low-Cal Sass, Full-Cal Attitude
