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Save the Damn Table
Price
$6.00
Finally, a coaster that says what every mom, grandma, and clean freak has been thinking since the dawn of coffee rings. No more passive-aggressive sighs or side-eyes—this one spells it out loud and f*cking clear: Don’t. Fuck. Up. The. Furniture.
Perfect for your savage bestie, your perpetually coaster-less roommate, or anyone who needs a not-so-subtle reminder to respect the goddamn end table.
Because “Please” sounds nicer when it’s yelling at you.
Note: Images shown are representative; actual product details may vary slightly. All coasters are handmade 4“ x 4
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All Riot Haus item are final sale. But please reach out if there is anything wrong with your order and we will do our best to resolve the issue!
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