But Please Refrain From Licking the Guests

For when you realize that parenting is just a series of sometimes absurd little fibs. This coaster is a playful nod to all the things we tell our kids to keep the avoid total adult truths—Perfect for the parent who’s gotten creative with their excuses and knows that sometimes, you just need to invent a little story for the greater good. It’s all part of the adventure that is parenting.

Note: Images shown are representative; actual coaster may vary slightly, but the creative parenting lies are always on point.