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The Coaster of Crushed Expectations
Price
$6.00
Whether it was a date, a party, or brunch with people who “don’t drink before noon,” this coaster is here to catch your drink—and your disappointment. You went through all that prep for this? At least now your beverage has a soft place to land while your dignity recovers. Plop your glass here, and try not to scream.
Note: Images shown are representative; actual product details may vary slightly. All coasters are handmade 4“ x 4
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All Riot Haus item are final sale. But please reach out if there is anything wrong with your order and we will do our best to resolve the issue!
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