Basically a Wellness Guru Now (Still Cusses Though)

For the person who’s definitely not slacking when it comes to their hydration game—because you’re a grown-up now, and drinking water is a flex. This coaster is perfect for those who proudly sip on their H2O, maybe with a side of sass, and make sure everyone knows it. It’s a cheeky way to celebrate your commitment to being healthy while still keeping it real with a little attitude. Cheers to you for keeping your life together… mostly.

Note: Images shown are representative; actual coaster may vary slightly, but the hydration smugness is always on point.