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BE COOL… You Hypocritical Pirate-Humper - RHONY
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$6.00
The audacity of telling everyone to be cool… while you’re out here bangin’ a pirate in St. Barths. This iconic Lu moment from RHONY lives on in coaster form for anyone who thrives on drama, denial, and drinking in a silk robe.
Slap this baby on your coffee table and remind your friends:
Don’t be all, like… uncool.
(Unless it’s funny. Then be as fucking uncool as you want.)
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