Care Bears? We Don’t Even Fucking Care Anymore

This unhinged 4x4 masterpiece reimagines your childhood favorites as the foul-mouthed burnout versions of themselves. These bears aren’t here to share feelings or friendship — they’re flipping the bird, lighting up, and telling everyone exactly where to shove it. Each bear sports a brutally honest message like “Eat Shit,” “Blow Me,” “Kiss My Ass,” and the ever-so-timeless “Go Fuck Yourself.” Think of it as Care Bears gone feral, fueled by nicotine, sarcasm, and a complete lack of tolerance for other people’s bullshit.

Note: Images shown are representative; actual product details may vary slightly. All coasters are handmade 4“ x 4