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Doing The Most For The Bare Minimum
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$6.00
This giraffe’s got bendy energy and zero boundaries. Neck looped like a pretzel, head upside down, all for one measly leaf? It’s giving “emotionally flexible, nutritionally desperate.” A visual metaphor for anyone who’s ever contorted themselves for something that wasn’t even worth it—but make it cute.
Note: Images shown are representative; actual coaster may vary slightly.
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