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Emotional Support, But Make It Brief
Price
$6.00
Perfect for when you’re a good friend in theory, but absolutely not in the mood to unpack anyone’s childhood trauma. This coaster says “I care… like, barely.” Great for coworkers, acquaintances, and besties who know you well enough to trauma-dump in bullet points.
Use it. Display it. Set expectations early.
One-word answers only. No crying
Note: Images shown are representative; actual product details may vary slightly. All coasters are handmade 4“ x 4
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All Riot Haus item are final sale. But please reach out if there is anything wrong with your order and we will do our best to resolve the issue!
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