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Formal Invitation to Get Freaky
Price
$6.00
This isn’t just a coaster—it’s foreplay in cursive. You’re not dropping hints, you’re dropping panties with poetry. For the ones who can’t be bothered with subtlety and consider “consent with flair” their love language. Put your drink down, take your pants off, and let this coaster politely seduce whoever’s sitting next to you. Bonus points if they bring snacks
Note: Images shown are representative; actual product details may vary slightly. All coasters are handmade 4“ x 4
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All Riot Haus item are final sale. But please reach out if there is anything wrong with your order and we will do our best to resolve the issue!
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