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Good Parent, Wrong Cast
Price
$6.00
You meant to be nurturing, calm, and Pinterest-perfect—but then these little gremlins showed up with attitude problems and sticky hands. This coaster is for every parent who’s ever fantasized about swapping their kids for a less feral batch (or at least ones that don’t scream when asked to put on socks).
Perfect for tired moms, wine-soaked dad jokes, and playdates that end in existential dread.
It’s not me. It’s definitely them.
Note: Images shown are representative; actual product details may vary slightly. All coasters are handmade 4“ x 4
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All Riot Haus item are final sale. But please reach out if there is anything wrong with your order and we will do our best to resolve the issue!
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