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Good Parent, Wrong Cast

Price

$6.00

You meant to be nurturing, calm, and Pinterest-perfect—but then these little gremlins showed up with attitude problems and sticky hands. This coaster is for every parent who’s ever fantasized about swapping their kids for a less feral batch (or at least ones that don’t scream when asked to put on socks).

Perfect for tired moms, wine-soaked dad jokes, and playdates that end in existential dread.

It’s not me. It’s definitely them.

Note: Images shown are representative; actual product details may vary slightly. All coasters are handmade 4“ x 4

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Return Policy

All Riot Haus item are final sale. But please reach out if there is anything wrong with your order and we will do our best to resolve the issue!

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