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Heifer, Shush It
Price
$6.00
For the person who’s just done with your complaints about their colorful language. This coaster features a sassy, flower-crowned cow serving up a classic “shut the fuh cup” moment, because sometimes, it’s not about the words—it’s about the attitude. Perfect for the person who knows how to dish out a zinger when someone’s getting a little too high and mighty about language. It’s the perfect combo of humor, sass, and just enough Southern charm to keep things light.
Note: Images shown are representative; actual coaster may vary slightly, but the sass is always served fresh.
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All Riot Haus item are final sale. But please reach out if there is anything wrong with your order and we will do our best to resolve the issue!
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