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Holy Cow, What Now?!

Price

$6.00

This wide-eyed heifer perfectly captures that moment when life throws yet another curveball and your only response is pure, unfiltered panic moo’d out of your soul. Whether it’s family drama, a work email, or just realizing it’s only Tuesday—this is your spirit animal.

Put this coaster down and let the cow scream for you.

Existential dread, but make it dairy

Note: Images shown are representative; actual product details may vary slightly. All coasters are handmade 4“ x 4

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Return Policy

All Riot Haus item are final sale. But please reach out if there is anything wrong with your order and we will do our best to resolve the issue!

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