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I’ll Squirt All Over That Wiener

Price

$6.00

Ketchup’s horny, the hot dog’s ready, and nobody’s hiding their kinks. When your “love juice” bottle’s locked and loaded, there’s only one place to unload—and it’s right on that juicy, smiling wiener. Dinner just got dirty.

Note: Images shown are representative; actual product details may vary slightly. All coasters are handmade 4“ x 4

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Return Policy

All Riot Haus item are final sale. But please reach out if there is anything wrong with your order and we will do our best to resolve the issue!

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