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I’m No Bird Expert…

Price

$6.00

Loud. Dramatic. Absolutely not here for your nonsense. If these birds had a group chat, it would be 🔥 and fully unhinged by noon. This coaster is for the girl gangs, the chaos crews, and anyone who’s ever been accused of having “too much to say.” (Spoiler: you probably did and it was iconic.)

Perfect for brunch tables, bachelorette weekends, or your loudest, most unfiltered bestie.

Volume: always on. Apologies: rarely issued

Note: Images shown are representative; actual product details may vary slightly. All coasters are handmade 4“ x 4

Quantity

Return Policy

All Riot Haus item are final sale. But please reach out if there is anything wrong with your order and we will do our best to resolve the issue!

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