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I Meant What I Said
Price
$6.00
Yeah, drinks are on me—because I’m a fucking coaster. Not a placemat, not a napkin, and sure as hell not the table. Put your damn glass down and let me do what I was born to do: get soaked, sticky, and slightly ignored while preventing your tequila from leaving a ring of shame. You’re welcome
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Return Policy
All Riot Haus item are final sale. But please reach out if there is anything wrong with your order and we will do our best to resolve the issue!
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