Lactose Be Damned

For all my dairy-defying rebels out there—this coaster is your battle cry. Milk? Worth it. Ice cream? Absolutely. Cheese? Try and stop me. Sure, your stomach’s gonna throw a tantrum, but that’s future-you’s problem. Plop your drink down and live your creamy, chaotic truth.

Let this coaster catch the drips while dairy wrecks your insides. Worth it.

Note: Images shown are representative; actual product details may vary slightly. All coasters are handmade 4“ x 4