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Low-Cal Sass, Full-Cal Attitude
Price
$6.00
For the bitch who’s almost polite. This coaster is for those moments when you’re holding back just enough not to get fired, dumped, or arrested. Serving passive-aggressive charm with a wink, a smirk, and absolutely no apologies. Because sometimes you’re not the whole problem… just the artificially sweetened version.
Note: Images shown are representative; actual product details may vary slightly. All coasters are handmade 4“ x 4
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All Riot Haus item are final sale. But please reach out if there is anything wrong with your order and we will do our best to resolve the issue!
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