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Mandatory Lab Testing
Price
$6.00
Look, you don’t make the rules—you just live with a four-legged food inspector who insists every snack must be approved immediately. This coaster celebrates the furry thief in your life who’s never met a sandwich they didn’t “analyze.”
Perfect for kitchens, dog moms, or anyone whose lunch is never truly safe.
Science is important. So is bacon.
Note: Images shown are representative; actual product details may vary slightly. All coasters are handmade 4“ x 4
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All Riot Haus item are final sale. But please reach out if there is anything wrong with your order and we will do our best to resolve the issue!
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