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MILF = Mom I’d Like to Fetch

Price

$6.00

She’s out here throwing balls, running the park, and looking hotter than your grill at a July BBQ. If you’ve ever seen a woman juggling a leash, a coffee, and pure main-character energy — congrats, you’ve seen a Hot Dog Mom. This coaster salutes the queens who clean up poop in designer sunglasses and still have time to judge your training technique.

Set your drink down where the baddest bitches do — right next to the treats.

Note: Images shown are representative; actual product details may vary slightly. All coasters are handmade 4“ x 4

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Return Policy

All Riot Haus item are final sale. But please reach out if there is anything wrong with your order and we will do our best to resolve the issue!

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