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Moo-D Swingin’ and Salon Ready
Price
$6.00
This fabulous shag beast didn’t come to chew cud and be basic. With a mane that says “I pay more for highlights than you pay in rent,” this Highland cow is your new spirit animal.
Whether it’s a bad day, a bold mood, or just an excuse to give side-eye, this coaster is here to remind everyone:
I’m cute, I’m hairy, and I’ll charge your ass if provoked.
Great for tables, desks, and dramatic declarations of rural glam.
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All Riot Haus item are final sale. But please reach out if there is anything wrong with your order and we will do our best to resolve the issue!
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