Perpetually Late Employee

Clocking in late, but clocking in adorable. This sloth-stacked masterpiece is for the ones who hit snooze 7 times, show up with a coffee, and still act like they’re the victim. You’re not lazy, you’re just operating on a more emotionally sensitive time zone.

Perfect for coworkers who know HR’s “friendly reminders” are just background noise at this point.

Slow, steady, and 12 minutes behind schedule.

Note: Images shown are representative; actual product details may vary slightly. All coasters are handmade 4“ x 4