Professional Cat Cuddler, Amateur Human

For the person who knows their true calling is to serve their feline overlords—no matter how much they scratch, meow at 3 AM, or knock everything off the counter. This coaster is a loving, sarcastic salute to all the Cat Moms out there who have fully embraced their role as unpaid staff for their demanding fur babies. It’s perfect for anyone who spends more time catering to their cat’s whims than actually getting a good night’s sleep. Because let’s be real, they rule the house, and you’re just living in it.

Note: Images shown are representative; actual coaster may vary slightly, but the cat mom attitude is always strong.