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Purrfessional Cattonreys

Price

$6.00

Justice for kitties who’ve endured the absolute horror of dinner served at 6:05 instead of 6:00 sharp. These two legal legends are ready to claw through injustice and pounce on your behalf. If your human forgot a treat or dared to refill the kibble bowl with off-brand nonsense—call now.

Perfect for spoiled cats, chaotic pet parents, and anyone who’s been judged by a house panther with a legal pad.

No win, no purr. Fees paid in tuna.

Note: Images shown are representative; actual product details may vary slightly. All coasters are handmade 4“ x 4

Quantity

Return Policy

All Riot Haus item are final sale. But please reach out if there is anything wrong with your order and we will do our best to resolve the issue!

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