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Shut the Fucupcakes

Price

$6.00

Nothing says “I care” like a tray of cupcakes and a tightly clenched smile that screams “shut the hell up.” This retro darling is serving piping-hot sass with a side of “bitch, be quiet.” Perfect for your kitchen, your office, or anywhere someone needs to take a big ol’ bite of silence.

Frosted with sarcasm. Sprinkled with zero fucks.

Note: Images shown are representative; actual product details may vary slightly. All coasters are handmade 4“ x 4

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All Riot Haus item are final sale. But please reach out if there is anything wrong with your order and we will do our best to resolve the issue!

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