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Thriller, But Make It Fizzy
Price
$6.00
This coaster is straight outta 1988—when Michael was moonwalking, Pepsi was poppin’, and nobody knew how unhinged tour merch could get. A nostalgic slap of carbonated chaos and crotch grabs, it’s got big “King of Pop meets questionable branding” energy. Set your drink down and let the fizz and funk do their thing. Just don’t blame us if you suddenly try to moonwalk in your kitchen.
Note: Images shown are representative; actual product details may vary slightly. All coasters are handmade 4“ x 4
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All Riot Haus item are final sale. But please reach out if there is anything wrong with your order and we will do our best to resolve the issue!
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