Vodka Said I Could Be Anything, So I Became A Legend

For when you’re not just getting drunk, you’re going all in—MC Hammer style. This coaster is for the person who knows that when the party starts, the only choice is to go big, go loud, and maybe even throw in a few “U Can’t Touch This” dance moves. Perfect for anyone who’s ready to hit the night with the energy of a 90s rap icon and a few too many drinks. Because why not? If you’re gonna do it, might as well do it like you’re wearing those iconic baggy pants.

Note: Images shown are representative; actual coaster may vary slightly, but the “Can’t Touch This” vibe is always there.